The Great Converter Box Conspiracy

I received my digital converter box today, it's a Dish Network DTV Pal Plus. It's pretty cool, well not really it's just a box that let you see basic channels on your TV, but they're clear and it's free. So if times get any tougher I can call up my satellite provider and say, "Hey I need my 60 bucks, cancel this $#*!" and still be able to catch Knight Rider on Wednesdays. LOL

Anyway, I read/watch these "nut jobs" on the Internet claiming conspiracy behind the converter boxes (google it, do i have to do everything 4 you). Apparently someone is suppose to be using the converter box to watch me sit on my couch, scratch myself and "stare at them" and in return I get to watch Knight Rider in crystal clear digital form for free. (Sounds fair to me). This leads me to a bunch of questions, these conspiracy theorist avoid answering when I reply on their blog or YouTube video;

1) Why in the hell would anybody want to watch me watch TV?
2)Why would they need a converter box to do this? Why not use the satellite box, cable box, DSL modem or the fifty other things hooked up to my TV? Who in the world uses rabbit ears to watch TV in 2009?
3) In order to watch everyone in the world, that would mean half the people in the world would have to be watching the other half of the people, then who is watching them, and why don't I know any professional coach watcher?
4))If these conspiracy theorist are so concerned about being watched, why in the world would you make a video and post it on YouTube?
5) What great accomplishment will they achieve by studying me sitting on my couch?

Anyway, if you would like a $40 TV Converter Box Coupon go to the government website wwwDTV2009.gov, fill out the form, when the cards arrives in the mail, go to one of the stores/websites listed on the government website and purchase a DTV converter box. Bring it home, hook it up to your analog TV (you don't need one for your digital TV) and your rabbit ears and watch some digitally clear basic TV (I recommend Knight Rider).

TIP: If you don't want to be watched, get a sheet of aluminum foil, make a hat with a pointed top, place it on top your head. Turn your converter box towards the wall and position your couch slightly to the left of your TV set, so you're watching out from the corner. Sit down and watch some digitally clear basic TV (I recommed the weather channel for you)