A man was in a supermarket when an attractive women waved,
walked up to him and said hello. He was taken aback because he couldn’t place
where he knew her from.
“How do I know you?” he asked.
She replied, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
The man though back to the only time he had ever been
unfaithful to his wife.
“My God!.” He said, “Are you the stripper from my bachelor
party who had sex with me on the pool table while all my buddies watched and
while I licked whip crème off your partner’s boobs?”
“No!” she said calmly. “I’m your son’s grade school teacher.”
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