Not So Deep Thoughts for the Day

1. The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
4. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
5. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.
6. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.