Oh, The People Who Hate You

except from The Daily Show 1/31/2013

They do not like you Barack Obama,
Whether on a plane, a train, or llama.

They do not like you shooting skeet,
They do not like you eating meat.


They do not like you drinking beer,
or even if you roped a steer.

They won't like you with the monster trucks,
because, young man, they do not give a f*ck

They do not like you when you pray,
They did not like you anti-gay.

They do not like you cutting tax,
You could not stand... when you wore your mommy slacks...

You cannot reach across the aisle,
Cuz everything you do is vile.

They complained when you killed Osama...

So, on a plane, a train, or a llama,
Rolling a 44 at Bowl-O-Rama,
Despite your nice white Kansas mama.

Coma.

They do not like you, Barack Obama.